Monday, 5 December 2011
O.o
Best Albums of 2011:
1. Girls - Father, Son, Holy Ghost
2. Bon Iver - Bon Iver
3. Atlas Sound - Parallax
4. James Blake - James Blake
5. P J Harvery - Let England Shake
6. The Beach Boys - The Smile Sessions
7. Washed Out - Within Without
8. Fleet Foxes - Helplessness Blues
9. The Antlers - Burst Apart
10.The Weeknd - House of Balloons
Best Songs of 2011:
1. St. Vincent - Surgeon
2. James Blake - The Wilhelm Scream
3. Radiohead - Bloom
4. Girls - Vomit
5. Fleet Foxes - Helplessness Blues
Best Video
1. Radiohead - Bloom
Best Live Act
1. St. Vincent
Most Underated Album
1. Radiohead - The King of Limbs
Most Over-Rated Album
1. The Pains of Being Pure at Heart - Belong
Most Annoying Hit Single
Pitbull - Give Me Everything
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Friday, 19 August 2011
Monday, 15 August 2011
I used to hate on Pitchfork
I used to hate on Pitchfork.Sunday, 14 August 2011
Saturday, 16 July 2011
NEW TURNTABLE (not pink)
Sunday, 29 May 2011
Review: Please Please Me

One, two, three, four!
And that's it, they're here. The most beloved pop-group the world has ever known; four men whose legacy, 40 years on, is still as rich as it is suffocating.
And what do they sound like, these gods of pop-culture? Like a rock and roll beat-group actually.
The remarkable thing about Please Please Me is how complete it sounds. Quite simply, this is the debut record of a fully formed rock and roll band from 1963, and that's it. The energy is raw and immediate ("Twist and Shout", "I Saw Her Standing There"), the harmonies glisten like syrup ("Ask Me Why"), the arrangements are minimal and production flourishes are few and far between (listen for the piano drooled onto "Misery"). As a result these songs, more than any other selection from the Beatle's catalogue, sizzle and crack with energy. Phrases like "Audio Vérité" spring to mind. Take the rendition of "Twist and Shout", it's unique because Lennon's session exhausted vocals are captured perfectly on tape and not dicked around with (which is partly why I find this so offensive).
Please Please Me is an ecstatic moment captured in time; the minimalist production, the no flourishes 24 hour recording and the shitty two track mix are positive factors rather than inhibitive ones. The album, like many from this catalogue, is a historical document as well as a great record in its own right. It's fascinating as well as melodically pleasing to listen to Please Please Me because it often genders the response: "wait… you mean this is how we used to record and listen to music?" The liner notes; the squeaky clean guitar; the harmonies; the hard stereo mix; the covers – I could go on. This album is right at the beginning of a revolution that changed pop-music into the medium we know it as today. Remember, we are talking about a time before we expected our musicians to write and perform their own music, a time before the album was established as a viable artistic or even financial music format. What we understand now as "pop-music" was closer to that thing people used to call "Show-Biz"; musicians had a two or three year shelf-life, and their records were treated as expensive novelties. The value of the LP existed not in music or art, but in commerciality; albums were useful advertisements for live performances, movies, and variety shows
Which is why Please Please Me is a remarkable statement of purpose; it hints at the changes to come as well as summarizing the post-war cultural and pop landscape which The Beatles emerged from.
This is a lightning-in-a-bottle kind of album, informative, beautiful and ragged. Uncork it, but don't be surprised when it bounces around your room.
(Check out the Pitchfork review if you need further convincing why Please Please Me is so great)
Saturday, 30 April 2011
Reviews…
So, I bought myself The Beatles stereo box for my birthday last year, and as I'm getting back into writing again I figured I might try and give my take on their reissued catalogue.
What I thought was, If I'm gonna take writing more seriously again, my writing style needs refining; my stuff is often long, overblown and dull. So I figured, what better way to refine it than by writing about the only band people (including me) can't seem to talk about without drooling superlatives all over the floor?
I'm a Beatles-holic, so it'll be an opportunity for a purge. Or at least an opportunity to stop myself going on about them to my girlfriend.
The challenge is: one album, an hour and a half, two hundred words. I post whatever I come up with on the blog. Results incoming.

